Halpert 6: Round 9

Last round...

Zoe: Hey!

Um, Zoe? Could you not interrupt while I'm introducing your post?

Zoe: Sorry, but I just have to ask...where have you been?

I know, I know. It's taken me awhile to get to you guys....

Zoe: That's not what I'm talking about. You completely skipped over us last time.

What? No I didn't. 

Zoe: Well, you came here. But you didn't tell anybody about what happened. Nobody has seen our house yet.

What? I didn't do that...

Zoe: Yeah, you did...

Zoe: You skipped right over how I got pregnant right after we moved in...

Zoe: And how Zyrtec and I were so sure we'd have a girl.

Zoe: But of course when the big day came, we had a little boy.

Zoe: We named him Tiger.

Zoe: And by the end of the week he was already a toddler! And you skipped all of it!

Sorry, Zoe. I guess I did forget to fill everybody in on you guys last round. But can we please move on to this one?

Zoe: (sigh) I guess so.

Having some plumbing problems?

Zyrtec: This stupid bathroom is always breaking down.

Having a toddler constantly playing in the toilet doesn't help either, I imagine.

Zyrtec: Yeah, and neither does this....

Zoe: Shut up!

 

Um...let's try and re-fasten the speaker.

Nice!

Nice job, Zoe.

Zoe: Thanks!

Zoe: I think I may be pregnant again!

Dawn: Are you sure?

Zoe: Well, it's either that or this is the worst case of food poisoning I've ever had.

My vote is for option one...

Oh, there's the little guy. I haven't seen him yet.

Bath time?

Zoe: I want him to be clean for the party tonight.

Party?

Oh, this party. Happy birthday, dear Tiger...

And yet another unfortunate boy grows up with pink pajamas...still cute, though.

Any minute now...

Tiger: Dad, what's the capital of Kentucky?

Zyrtec: Um...why don't we ask your mom?

Tiger: But she's sleeping.

Zyrtec: Well, why don't we save the homework for when she wakes up? How about some chess? That's educational.

Zyrtec: Hey, look over there!

Tiger: Huh?

Nice education there, Zyrtec.

Looks like it's baby time!

Just one more...



Zoe: It's another boy!

Great! What's his name?

Zoe: We're calling him Panther.



He looks an awful lot like Panther...



Wow, for two romance Sims you two sure are in a family mode this week.

Zyrtec: Oh, we're still working on the 50 dream dates. We're up to 15 now.

How on earth do you have time to date?



And of course, like clockwork....

Tiger: I got an A+!

Great job!



And he brought home a friend!



I guess all that dating is catching up with you.



Happy birthday, dear Panther...



And he still looks just like his brother.



Show a little more enthusiasm, Zyrtec.

Zyrtec: Hey, this isn't the most thrilling thing in the world here.



Zyrtec: Is this any better?

Slightly, yes.



Um, am I seeing this correctly?

Zyrtec: Tiger really wants a puppy.

Sure, a kid, a toddler, and one on the way...let's add a little more chaos.



Welcome to the family, Timber!



Tiger: He's so little!

Enjoy it while it lasts, Tiger. He won't be little for long.



Zoe: So, are we sure that the puppy was a good idea?

Zyrtec: Sure! It's been two days and he hasn't destroyed anything yet.

Key word in that sentence: yet.



Zoe: Not now, honey. Mommy's a little busy right now...



I guess so! It's baby time!



No Noah's Ark at this house...



Zoe: It's a girl!

Great, we've got our heiress! What's her name?

Zoe: We're calling her Cheetah.



Aww, she's a cutie. Now I really have to be on my way.

Zoe: You're not going to forget us again, are you?

I promise, I won't. See you all next round!



A Message From the Mysterious Voice: I know, I know. It's been way too long since I've posted. But for these guys it's been even longer. I actually was informed of my oversight by a comment on the holiday greeting post-on Christmas Eve. Only took me 6 months to remedy that situation. Anyway, Zoe and Zyrtec are having the easiest time with the 50 Dream Dates LTW. And if it seems like nobody ever went to work, it's because they didn't. Between Zoe being pregnant and Zyrtec being unemployed (for what reason I don't remember) these two had a lot of time at home.