Saturday, October 4, 2008

Warner 4: Round 6

We did it! We made it to the last house of round 6! This house belongs to Angelica Warner one else. After finding that none of the teenage boys in Tranquility Bay were to her liking, Angelica decided to start her adult life solo. Let's see how that goes for her, shall we?

Um, you've been here five minutes and your digging up the yard. What gives?

Angelica: Well, I don't have much money after buying the house. My $20,000 didn't go as far as I thought it would.

Uh-huh. So you're digging up stuff to sell?

Angelica: Yeah.

Man, you're having the worst luck...

Angelica: Somebody came by while I was at work and kicked over my trash can. By the time I got home there were roaches everywhere.

I don't know why someone would do that. You're such a lovely person, after all.

So I take it living alone isn't as great as you thought.

Angelica: No! I have no money, my house is horribly decorated, and I think I got the flu from those roaches! I have to make a phone call...

I thought you had no money.

Angelica: Well, I have some money. Think of it as an investment.

An investment. Sure.

Well, Angelica had to leave the date after 5 minutes to go to work. But at least the date made himself useful and sprayed the rest of the bugs.

And it looks like Angelica finally got into her dream career.

Um, who's this?

Angelica: Oh, this is Andre Holiday. He was just telling me about how he's a celebrity chef.

Andre: Yup.

Angelica: You know, that's always been my lifelong dream...I'm only a sous-chef right now.

Andre: Oh...well, maybe I could...that is...I could introduce you to some people...maybe I could help you out a're really pretty, you know that?

Oh, no...

Um, Angelica, before this goes an further I think you should pay attention to what Andre's doing.

Angelica: Oh, I'm sure he just has the flu. He probably caught it from me.

But you were better two days ago.

Here we go...fasten you seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Angelica: So Andre, you know how you told me about how your kids were all grown up and whatnot? I was thinking...why don't you just move in here?

Andre: What do you mean? Would we be, like...

Angelica: We'd be roommates, for now. I don't want this to move too fast.

Oh, come on.

Angelica: Sorry about the sleeping arrangements. I only have the one bed right now.

Andre: Angelica, we kissed yesterday. I think we can share a bed.

So much for not wanting things to move too fast.

I guess Andre's contacts are helping you out, huh?

Angelica: Like you wouldn't believe.

You know, he really likes you. Do you think you might be leading him on a bit?

Angelica: What? I told him we were roommates.

And then you made out with him...and probably did other stuff after I left the room.

Angelica: So?

Andre: Oh, my...


Andre: I guess I have some explaining to do, huh?

Not to me. I'm the mysterious voice-I know exactly how this happened. But your roommate is another story.

Andre: How am I going to explain to Angelica that I'm going to have a baby? I won't stand a chance with her now. She said to me that she never wants kids!

Did you really think you stood a chance with her before?

Andre: I figured if I had more time to work on her a bit. I thought maybe if we lived together she'd come around. This is happening too fast!

Congratulations, Angelica.

Angelica: Thanks!

Now if you'll head on inside, Andre has something he'd like to tell you.

Andre: So you believe in magic? Like, wizards and aliens and all that?

Angelica: No. And I think you need to stop hanging around on your days off watching cartoons. Look at you, you must have gained...

And here we go. Technically I should be going, but I will stay to see the baby.

Thankfully it's just one kid.

Andre: It's a boy!

Great. What's his name?

Andre: I'll call him Mountain.

Angelica: Um, excuse me? Did my male roommate just have a baby?

Yes, he did. And sadly it's the end of the week, so I can't hang around to explain it to you.

Angelica: But...

No buts! I'll see you guys next round.

A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Well that was certainly fun, wasn't it? I was dreading this house, but I think Angelica is going to prove to be very entertaining. And that brings us to the end of round 6! (throws confetti) Stand by for the scorecard!


Rachel said...

That sure would be one heck of a surprise. Hurray for Andre and Jupiter, I mean Mountain!

Anonymous said...

was he taken by aliens or what because my sim had alien twins