Sunday, January 20, 2008

Beesly 1: Round 3

Next we rejoin Madison Beesly and her fiancee Michael Scott.

To say that last round was eventful in the Beesly house would be an understatement. The week started off calm enough, with the family finally achieving some financial stability. Ashley struggled to provide her half of the family's income and still satisfy her pleasure aspiration. Things got exciting when, for reasons I still can't understand, the family's nanny set fire to absolutely nothing in the kitchen, walked away to the bathroom, and then started another fire in there. Of course, with no smoke detector in the bathroom that fire was her demise. Thankfully, none of the girls seemed to care and Emma and Madison grew into beautiful young ladies. At the end of the week, John finally passed away from old age, leaving the house in the hands of his youngest (by two minutes) granddaughter Madison.

Hi, there everyone. Um, Michael?

Michael: Yeah?

Why are you dressed like a pirate?

Michael: I don't really know.

Well, go get some new clothes. Today is too important for you to be looking like an idiot.

And now I get to inspect everybody else's formal wear-Ashely's is actually alright, but Emma's will have to be changed.

Emily, isn't it a little tacky to wear a black dress to your son's wedding?

Emily: What? It's my only formal dress.

And Madison's still wearing purple! Normally I would change it, but I think it's kind of appropriate.

How's the puppy doing?

Madison: She's doing great. I can't wait to see what she looks like when she grows up.

Long wedding night?

Madison: Ugh...

Maybe you should stay home-you don't seem to be doing that well.

Madison: It's my first day! I can't stay home!

Looks like you're going to have to wait awhile for your second day, huh?

Madison: I guess so.

Hey, Sparkle grew up! Congratulations, girl.

Oh, great. Look who's back...

Nanny's Ghost: This isn't my family!

Of course it isn't your family! This wasn't your house!

Congratulations, Michael. But before you go inside you should know that there's a...

Nanny's Ghost: Ooga Booga!

Michael: Ahhh!

...ghost in there.

Nanny's Ghost: Ooga Booga!

Madison: Ahhh!

Ok, you've scared everyone in the house. Satisfied?

Madison: Oww...I think it's time!


Madison: It's a boy! Meet Joey.

Another boy? Someone better start having some girls around here.

Way to go, Madison!

Madison: Thanks.


Madison: Well, I want to marry off six children so I figured it was better this way.

Good point.

Happy birthday dear Joey...

Hmm, there's been a lot of tropical print on the toddlers lately.

Madison: Come on, Joey. You can do it!

Shouldn't you be in bed?

Madison: I've got a little more juice left in me.


I guess the juice ran out. Wake up, Madison. Your bed's not far away.

Madison: I think it's time again!

Well, I should be moving on but I guess I'll stick around to see the new baby.

Or babies, as the case may be.


Madison: Meet our first daughter, Monica.


Madison: Hold on, we're not done yet...

Madison: Now meet our second daughter, Rachel.

Two little girls. Twin girls seems to run in your family.

And they have different skintones, so I can actually tell them apart!

And that brings us to the end of another week in the Beesly house.

A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Man, that nanny's ghost was's her own fault. She's the one who set herself on fire in the bathroom. Anyway, I kind of had an inkling that Madison was pregnant with twins. Her needs went down way faster the second time around then they did with Joey.


Rachel said...

That nanny ghost was relentless! Joey is a cutie especially hugging Sparkle (who is cool looking). Hurray for Monica & Rachel. This is definitely the FRIENDS house. Hurray!

ciyrose said...

Wow that ghost was not nice. At least they've got cute kids.

Pie Pierrot said...

Haha, omygod I had no idea npcs could come back as ghosts! This was hilarious. What happened to the nanny though? She was red first cause she died of fire, and then became white? (If memory serves that's old age, right?)